For you Internet Explorer 6 users out there: If you’re using an older version of Internet Explorer (6 or lower), chances are you’re doing it because you’ve no choice but to do so. I appreciate your situation—I really do. However, I can’t really allow you the same freedom I would allow others on this site because Internet Explorer 6 is unsafe. So, if you can’t use Google Chrome Frame, update your version of Internet Explorer, or download Firefox, I’m going to have to present to you the bare-bones, vanilla version of this website. Since the content here is awesome, you should still be able to enjoy yourself. Cheers!

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Thanks to everyone who showed any interest at all in what I might have to say. Thanks to anyone who was intrigued enough to follow this link from any of the several social networking sites that I frequent. Thanks to those of you who happened upon this URL through some sort of suggestion engine, or any combination of misspelled search terms, or magic, or boredom.

I’m making no promises and, more importantly, and in all applicable contexts, no apologies. I will also be providing no explanations. This is the thing. Take it or leave it.